Feed My Loins ~ Haven't used them since God knows when
Fix My Life ~ as theres many loopholes around
Feed Me Luxury ~ as I need more money to feed my countless desires
F*ck my Life ~ For having all those stated above
Scene 1
*Few days ago, I was having my bakuteh lunch inside a restaurant when a little sparrow perched on the bar above me and poo poo'ed on my shirt.
Of all the places and occasions.. INSIDE A RESTAURANT DURING LUNCH HOURS????? you muthaf*ckin Sparrow... Oh well.. shit happens..*
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Scene 2
The customary Chinese New Year is just less than two weeks away. It's not always good to me as I will have to face many challenges. Well I'm not saying I hate Chinese New Year but... just read on.
1) 'Rihanna: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn'... My Wallet... Gotta spend whole loads of money on clothes, foodstuffs, decoratives, this and that,
2) Visiting are a bliss where not only your grandparents, but your uncles and aunties, cousins and friends (older ones) kept asking me the ultimate question.
"WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?"And I'll go ignore, with a smile. "Oh look, a UFO" (runs)
Now that is saddening don't you think? It's like adding salt to a wound. You evil relatives.
Oh well, those are the only two problems that I'd like someone or anyone who could help me fix.
Please, I need you oh Money and oh dear Girlfriend,
Please FIX ME.
Yours,
Needs Fixing Up.
Song for the moment
FIX YOU: COLDPLAY
TO LISTEN SONG : CLICK HERE
1 comment:
if still got ppl ask u the Ultimate question....
ask them to intro to you lor!!
hehe
nice blog!
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